NARRATOR: Fishermen have quite an effect
on our undersea friends.
SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob, have you finished
swabbing the deck?
Almost. There's a nasty barnacle under table nine.
They're back! They're back, I tell you!
I saw them with me own eyes!
( all muttering )
The hooks! The hooks!
How about a mint?
KRABS: The hooks! The hooks!
Can you make that to go?
You don't know how lucky you are.
The hooks!
So there I was, minding my own business...
I'd love to hear another of your
riveting sea tales, but, um...
I have to do my wastebasket inspections.
Uh-huh... mm-hmm... oh, yeah, there's one.
Fine! Don't say I didn't warn you.
Warn him about what, Mr. Krabs?
The hooks, me bucko.
They're back.
Beware the hooks.
The hooks?
Aye, the hooks.
They dangle down
and draw you close
with their pleasing shapes
and their beguiling colors.
And just when you think you found the land of milk and honey
they grab you by the britches and haul you way up high!
Then higher, and higher, and higher!
Until you're hauled up to the surface
flopping and gasping for breath.
And then they cook you and then they eat you!
Or worse...
What could be worse than that?!
Gift shops.
( gasps )
Don't let it get me, Mr. Krabs.
There, there, boy, they won't get you.
Not as long as you listen to old Mr. Krabs.
Now get back to the kitchen... time is money!
Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!
Good morning, Krusty crew!
Hey, Patrick.
Guess what?
The carnival's in town.
Come on, let's go.
I can't leave now, I'm working.
It's not leaving.
You're just taking a break.
♪ We're going to the carnival, going to the carniv... ♪ Oof!
♪ We're going to the carnival, going to the carnival. ♪
There it is, SpongeBob.
The carnival is back in town!
I'm going to be first in line for everything!
SPONGEBOB: Where is everybody?
I don't know.
There was one kid here earlier.
Doesn't look like any carnival I ever...
( clink ) D'oh!
Excuse me.
( gasps )
Stop, Patrick! Don't touch it.
This isn't the carnival, Patrick.
Those are hooks!
Mr. Krabs says they're really dangerous!
Hmm...
I sense no danger here.
How could they be dangerous?
They're covered with free cheese!
All I know is, Mr. Krabs said... Patrick!
Don't do that!
Mmm...
Cheesy.
No danger here.
Go on, try it.
But Mr. Krabs said...
SpongeBob, let me ask you something.
Does this look dangerous?
( screams )
Patrick! Don't!
Lighten up, will you?
Or do I have to eat all this cheese by mysel...
Whoa, ho, ho...!
( gasps ) Patrick!
Help! Oh, Patrick! Help!
Oh, Patrick, come back!
Oh, my best friend!
( laughing )
( crying )
( grunts )
Patrick... you're alive!
Am I ever!
You should try it.
But what about the surface...
and your britches...
and the gift shops?
You just jump off
before you go up too high.
Mr. Krabs said I shouldn't get near those things.
Did he say you shouldn't climb on top of them
and ride them like a horsy?
Well, no.
Whee...
I guess he didn't!
( both laughing )
Heigh-ho, silverfish! Away!
( laughing )
Ready?
Ready.
BOTH: Geronimo!
( laughing and whooping )
This is more fun than double overtime at the Krusty Krab!
CUSTOMER: P.U.!
You call this food?
My sandwich tastes like a fried boot.
My sandwich is a fried boot!
Hurry it up, will you!
We're hungry over here, look at us!
( customers shouting angrily )
That's not how you're supposed to flip it!
( all talking at once )
Why do you want to eat this stuff anyway?
KRABS: Mr. Squidward!
What the halibut's going on in here?
It's a feeding frenzy, sir
and SpongeBob's not back from his break.
( laughing )
What?
I thought you said
SpongeBob was taking a break.
No one's taken a break at the Krusty Krab
since the chum famine of '59. ( laughs )
Now, what were you saying?
He took... a break.
All right, SpongeBob LazyPants, l'll find you.
This nose can smell laziness for up to 10,000 leagues. Aha!
l'll give you a break you'll not soon forget.
But Mr. Krabs, I still need help...!
( sniffing )
They should be right here.
( both laughing )
Again?
Again!
The hooks! No, no, no!
BOTH: One, two, three...
blastoff! Wait, wait!
Oof!
Boys!
I wasn't quick enough.
They're gone! ( sobs )
lf I could only hold him in me arms again, I, I'd...
( laughing )
I'd throttle them!
What did I tell you about those hooks, boy?
I, uh, I...
I'll tell you about the hooks.
You ride them up and up and up...
then you gently float
down.
And do you know what happens
when you don't float back down?
Gift shop?
Worse! You end up vacuum-packed...
in a can of tuna!
With nothing to look forward to
but the smell of mayonnaise!
( scream )
Aah!
BOTH: We're sorry, Mr. Krabs.
I want you boys to promise me
you'll never go on those hooks again.
BOTH: We promise, Mr. Krabs.
I need a sailor's promise!
Repeat after me.
Yo-ho, yo-ho, near the hooks I'll never go.
BOTH: Yo-ho, yo-ho
near the hooks we'll never go.
Aah! Mother of pearl!
Fire on the poop deck!
BOTH: Aah! Mother of pearl!
Fire on the poop deck!
Well... whew!
All right, then.
Let's get out of this deathtrap.
SPONGEBOB: Okay, Gary, today is a new day.
I'm ready to prove myself loyal to Mr. Krabs.
( Gary meows )
I'm ready!
♪ I'm ready, I'm ready, l'm ready, I'm ready ♪
♪ I'm ready, ready, ready, l'm ready... ♪
Hey, SpongeBob!
You're going the wrong way!
( grunts )
I always go to work this way.
You're not going to work today.
We're going to go play...
hooky!
But Patrick, we promised.
Well, I had my fingers crossed.
You don't have any fingers, Patrick.
Well, that Mr. Krabs is just a big dummy.
We played on those hooks all day long,
and nothing happened to us.
But Mr. Krabs said...
Look, SpongeBob.
Are you going to listen to a big dummy
or are you going to listen to me?
Um...
See you later, SpongeBob.
I'm going to go have some fun.
Whoo-hoo!
Come on, SpongeBob!
Whoo-hoo!
You know you want to...
Oh... I know I want to
but I promised Mr. Krabs
I wouldn't go near another...
Ah, hook!
Oh, no. Mr. Krabs told me all about you.
You are a liar, a deceiver!
I'll never fall for your tricks again!
Never!
Is this seat taken?
Whoo... ( laughing )
( giggling )
Hoo, glad I got that out of my system.
( gasps )
I'm... hooked.
And that means...
( screams )
Help! I'm hooked! Help!
Mr. Krabs, help!
It happened! I'm hooked!
Oh, no, the hook, the hook!
Gift shop! Tuna can!
Mayonnaise!
KRABS: Here you go, Pearl.
Free water for all your little friends.
Thanks, Dad.
Just don't forget to leave a tip for old Mr. Krabs.
Psst! Mr. Krabs...
SpongeBob! You're two minutes late!
What kept you, laddie?
Um, you know those hooks we were talking about yesterday?
Didn't I tell you not to go near those hooks?
Um... no.
Er...! I mean yes, yes, you told me not to go near them!
Well, you weren't playing on those hooks, were you, laddie?
Of course not...
Er, I mean, not exactly.
Er, I mean, yes! Yes, I did it!
I admit it!
( crying )
Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'm so ashamed!
I mean, look at me!
I'm hooked...!
Hmm, it's in there pretty deep.
What am I going to do?
There's only one thing to do, boy.
( all laughing )
Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.
I can't take off my pants.
Not in front of all these... girls.
( reeling )
( gasps )
Oh, okay, I'm taking them off, l'm taking them off.
( rips ) There.
Uh, lad.
( girls laughing )
( screams )
Oh, no, oh, no.
No, no, no, Mr. Krabs, l can't do it!
Anything but that.
I understand.
You were a good little fry cook, SpongeBob.
( gasps )
But we'll find another.
Hopefully, one that will listen to old Mr. Krabs.
Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'll listen, I promise!
Whoa, whoa...!
please save me, Mr. Krabs!
( crying )
I promise I'll be good!
Hoo!
( grunts )
ALL: Oh, look... ( giggling )
PEARL: It's SpongeBob NudiePants.
( screams )
( all laughing )
Well, that was more of SpongeBob than I needed to see.
Mr. Squidward, that was some fine angling.
Do you think the lad has learned his lesson?
SQUIDWARD: Oh, I think he'll remember this for a long time.
I know I will. The pants!
The underwear!
( both laughing )
PATRICK: Hello? Does somebody have a can opener?